Want to martyr yourself? Come on over!
From this ABC News Aricle: "An Iranian group calling itself Esteshadion, which translates as "Martyrdom Seekers," hopes to sign up thousands of potential [suicide] bombers" to retaliate against American targets in Iraq if Iran is attacked.
Hey, why wait? Why don't we send some buses over to Iran, gather up all these people who want to die at the hands of Americans, and bring them back to Iraq. If they want to be martyrs, we can help them get where they want to go.
"At the meeting over the weekend, more than 200 people gathered and 50 signed up." I'll order up some more buses. Where's that KBR bus contractor?