Wheel of Fortune

The wheel of fortune is still spinning... I've heard my unit is going to "probably" end up in Northern Iraq, Southern Iraq, Kuwait, and Afghanistan so far. We obviously can't be in all of those places at once, but the "truth" as we know it keeps changing.
Today, we're "for sure" going to Kuwait. Last week, it was "for sure" Iraq.
I'm hoping next week is Fiji. Isn't there somebody's ass we want to kick in Fiji? If there is some random dude at FORSCOM (Army Forces Command in Georgia) who is throwing darts at a map, I want to pinch hit for him. I could nail Fiji with a dart 9 times out of 10.